Now that we are launching Our new blog we thought it appropriate that we lay down some law. Blogs are fabulous, they help bring us together in a friendly, sisterly way and accumulate knowledge.

A thought aired is a thought shared and such activity is essential in any girls path to womanhood. But if unchecked they can quickly devolve into the online equivalent of grunting apes. And you don’t want to be an unruly ape, do you? Of course not. You are a demure beautiful lady and should behave accordingly.

Blogs themselves are becoming common place but many are being badly abused. The House is special and we want to ensure that we all maintain certain standards. Quite simply there is some serious blog abuse around us, and to ensure we retain our high level of social order out of the blogging chaos we have compiled this list.

Commandments usually come in tens, so think of this as the Sissify Ten Commandments of ‘Deep Dish’ etiquette:

Keep the ‘Deep Dish‘ etiquette in mind as you type, and you will be the prom queen – and help facilitate fruitful, lively discussion. And remember girls, we all like fruity discussion, don’t we?

1. Do not confuse your sissy opinion with gospel truth. There is a strong temptation, particularly when discussing contentious girl issues, to claim unimpeachable authority on the subject at hand. Think ‘Sex in the City.’ Yes, we know your personal opinion is important, but by treating the ‘Deep Dish’ as a panel rather than a pulpit, the dialogue will more likely be divine.
2. Do not invoke personal attacks. That’s bitching to you – so get back in the knife box Miss Sharp. One of the magical powers the ‘Deep Dish’ possess is the capability of turning otherwise respectable, sensible girls into bickering, foul-mouthed   schoolchildren. Unless the discussion subject is “Bitch mercilessly about somebody who holds a different opinion than you,” leave the personal insults out. Rule of manicured thumb: Argue with what she said, not the girl.
3. Stick to the knitting. Blogs in particular can get horridly tangential in less time it takes to slip on a pair of stockings. To some, that’s part of the charm – you start with a gorgeous idea and end up somewhere completely different. That’s all well and good, but let tangents arise organically within the context of the discussion. If you’ve got something wildly off topic to say, start a new thread or keep it to yourself until it becomes relevant.
4. Damn lies and statistics – Do not cite references. Any educated girl can come up with statistics to prove anything; at least 70% of all sissies know that. So, set yourself apart from the crowd by showing where you get your facts. You’ll come out smelling like roses and look knowledgeable, honest, and trustworthy. What’s not to like about that?
5. Proper grammar – who needs it? Punctuate and capitalise. We’re not saying you should write every post with one sparkly, long-lashed eye on your school books, but writing several paragraphs as one gigantic, all-lowercase, run-on sentence is a definite no-no. As is writing in ALL CAPS, WHICH IS LIKE SHOUTING! Punctuation is your friend, so use it. Of course you already understand Proper Correspondence Etiquette. It applies here implicitly.
6. No girl is perfect (except me of course) Please own up to your own mistakes. You may think otherwise but you are going to make mistakes. They may be inconsequential but wrong nevertheless so Instead of trying to be head girl and denying it, just admit your blunder and move on. If you have the urge to browbeat somebody about making a mistake, refer to our second commandment.
7. Who said that? If you are a member of the House, use your House name but if you are just looking, welcome aboard, but please use your normal pseudonym. If you have to invent a separate identity in order to create the illusion of agreement, then perhaps your point isn’t as good as you think it is. Although it’s tempting to play games with the pseudo-anonymity the internet provides, it’s far better to stick with one identity. So come on sissy sisters – unite!
8. Do not feed the animals. When bitchy insults fly, sissies start a cat fight, or girls take contrarian positions just for the sake of being contrary, ignore them. We know its tough and girls can be the worst but spewing insults   or engaging them in arguments accomplishes nothing, it just further messes the page with pointless back-and-forth and we do like to keep a lovely clean page don’t you know.
9. Keep it small. This should be close to your heart as if you’ve been following our Assignments you will have a tiny well managed sissy clit. So just like the dangly thing between you legs if you want to send us an imagine keep it respectably small. Remember, not everybody has screamingly fast broadband connection like you, and not the patience to wait for that huge picture of you in that ravishingly beautiful summers dress to download.
10. Respect the old adage: What happens on our ‘Deep Dish’ stays on the ‘Deep Dish’. It’s wonderful how our blog can provide you with new feminine knowledge, insight, and perspective, and you should certainly carry what you learn in your handbag when out in all your finery. But please all the bickering, arguing, correcting, and other antics it took to get there? Leave those behind.