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You may have noticed that just about every page at the House has this term on the bottom... "Proper Correspondence Etiquette is expected & enforced." This term refers to the procedure of properly addressing the Staff of the House of Sissify. It is imperative that you sissies learn your proper place.... and this is an excellent place to start.
Humility
Sarcasm, narcissism, arrogance, and all other forms of disrespectful
communications will not be tolerated. We enjoy filtering Our
mail. It gives us more time to answer the more deserving communiques
Yelling
Communications written in capital letters (SUCH AS THIS) allow us
the liberty of disposal immediately. We all consider this "yelling",
and Our mail server automatically deletes them.
Case Counts in Large
Amounts
We are your Superiors. Such as in " Me & you " Note
the case difference. You are to only refer to yourself in the lower
case. Refer to your Mistress and/or the Staff in the Upper Case that
is reserved for your Superiors.
Me Me Me Me
Messages that contain more "i's" than any other word are
just in poor taste for a sissy. We call this the "me me me"
letter. To alleviate this, refer to yourself in third person. Example:
"I just wanted to write so I could
tell you how wonderful all Superiors are"
"This sissy just wanted to write so s.he
could tell you how wonderful all Superiors are."
See the difference? Humility is a very important part
of your training.
Composition, Grammar
& Who's Who
Address those messages! Spell check those messages! Sign your messages!
Tell Us who you are! We want a proper salutation... and signature
at the bottom, stating who had written this communique` to Us. Here
is an example:
Subject: Anything for You
Dear Mistress, (Staff, or whoever you are sending it to!)
Your sissy has kept herself all tucked plugged and pantied per Your request.
Love and Kisses <Curtseys>,
Sissy Examplina
Username: examplina
Postulant #: 05893
Threads
Once you send that first feMail, you will get a response from the
Staff. (If you have followed the previous requirements
correctly) If you are required to reply to that response what
should a girl do? The wrong thing to do is to start a new e-mail
message. This breaks the link (called a "thread")
between the original message and your soon-to-be-created response.
Without the link, it can cause the Staff much difficulty trying to
follow the sequence of messages, especially after several exchanges.
(Remember, there are many Staff Members girls.) The correct thing to do is to reply, which is
essentially the same thing as creating a new message, but maintains
the thread.
Impatience
Due to the extensive amount of mail the House receives, (well
over 300 mails per day) do not expect to be replied to immediately.
It may take up to 5 days to have the time to address your issue..
and even longer if it requires research, or is a complicated inquiry.
If you write repeatedly asking why We haven't answered yet, you will
be placed in the bottom of the stack... and often just deleted.
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A few handy hints and reminders to keep in mind: |
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And most importantly, you are a guest at the House of Sissify, and are subject to the rules and regulations of the House. We have the right to exploite, humilate, delete, ignore, or coddle any person at anytime for no other reason than Our Own amusement.
See? That didn't hurt a bit, did it sweetie?
