It is indeed a good question and one which many Superiors and Mistresses ponder, if only momentarily, before subjecting their sissy to an intense, eye watering thrashing.

Of course for you the sissy, your actual position is immaterial, since you have no say in the matter whatsoever.

Please be Gentle with Me *Giggle*

All that is required of the obedient sissy is submission and an openly exposed smooth bottom.

So for the factual enthusiasts we approve of 5 basic positions: This is the first in the series.

1. The on-all-fours

As the name suggests kneel then drop to your hands but for maximum effect stoop low and rest on you lower arms or elbows to give a better ’smack angle’.

This popular position has many benefits since you can rock gently back and forth and sustain a heavier beating or even drop to your shoulders if spanked to tears and are forced to collapse.

Whatever position your Superior or Mistress favours always remember your sissy manners and say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to help gain their respect.

If you know of any other favoured spank positions which you would like us to consider for inclusion please share.

Next… No. 2. The bent-at-the-waist

I suggest you practice this perfect humiliating position of submission immediately. Follow the general guidelines as in the photo but be sure to wear your best stockings, at least 4” heels, panties, a long wig and a heavily weighted bra.

How am I doing Mistress?

Offer a chair to your Superior so they can sit themselves comfortably behind you as you bend at the waist giving them full view of your scantily clad posterior. Try to touch your toes, splay your feet between your seated Superior and slid your hands to the floor, careful not to damage your nails.

With your sweet cheeks thrust in your superiors face, your vulnerability exposed, walk the walk of shame with your hands, as far as you dare without falling flat on your face. Marvel as your hair falls forward covering your eyes and revel in how your breasts hang downwards threatening to knock you off balance. Now, at your superiors convenience you are primed and ready to accept whatever she has in store for you.

The House recommendations include a sphincter stretching butt plug or for the adventurous an inflatable pump plug or even an ejaculating vibrator.

But above all don’t forget you must get your Superior to relax, get comfortable and remain seated as her comfort and your discomfort makes this such a fun game.

While in this deliciously awkward position you may want to remind yourself of your sissy status by telling her how much you worship her, what you will do for her when back on your feet or simply play the sissy memory game and recite (in detail) all the items of feminine clothes you own.

Let the party games commence.

We can understand why, what with their long sleeves, pretty prints and pussy-bows, any sissy can look so feminine in such a slinky garment so we are delighted to report that the old-fashioned blouse is back on the front row.

This does mean all you blouse loving sissies who shopped for those feminine bargains in the charity shops or sale bins may find their price rising as more and more bargain hunters snap them up.

Feel no shame regarding your fashion sense, or lack of it and dig out these polka-dot, nude and blush toned silken delights. Just remember that to keep a blouse looking fresh and youthful, wear it with teeny-tiny shorts or slightly cropped trews.

If sending us a photo try leaving a few buttons undone so we and your girlfriends can see that you are actually wearing a bra and for goodness sake try and smile and show your Superior that you enjoy being a sissy gurl.

Despite this latter failing, the delightfully pretty lady in our picture does get a bonus mark for adopting the lowley floor position – which as every superior knows is perfect for a cock sucking sissy whore.

Who said the house never gives fashion advice. A pretty blouse can make you look rich, cool and sexy all at the same time. Go buy!

Singer Madonna and actress Angelina Jolie both have theirs so why shouldn’t an attention seeking sissy slut like you have one too? Just imagine strutting your stuff with a visible declaration to the world of your sissy status permanently etched on your fair skin.

If opting for some Latin scripture like Joli be careful to choose your wording carefully. Avoid at all costs, spelling your Superiors name wrong or choosing a typically macho tat when yours should ultimately scream femininity.

Stuck for some sissy Latin suggestions how about…

• ego cultus meus era, which means, I worship my Mistress
• Meus sissy butt est in pardus, which means, My sissy butt is in panties
• ego combibo gallo, which means, I suck cock
• EGO belong ut domus of sissify, which means, I belong to the house of sissify.

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If you spent too much time with your sissy girlfriends rather than studying languages at school your Latin won’t be as good as your feminine studies. If so check out this English to Latin translator before committing your chosen words forever to indelible ink.

Send us a photo of your tattooed ass for our gallery or let us know of some suitably sissy suggestions.

Haud indulgeo iustus operor is

We frequently extoll the virtues of regular exercise as part of your strict feminization activities but many of you sissies seem strangely reluctant to don a pink leotard and hose to work out at your local gym. Besides you want to tone up not bulk up. If this is you we have the perfect solution.

Push me please!

Buy yourself a delightful old fashioned ladies step through bicycle, ideally with a basket on the front for those last minute groceries and get set.

The great benefit of sissy cycling this summer is that you can dress for the occasion since you are moving at at least 3mph and no one will get a good glimpse to recognise your true identity. Capiche!

Apply some sense when choosing your skirt or dress like the pretty girl in our photo since you don’t want to wear anything too short and revealing which might cause a traffic jam. Whether you stop for a latte on route that’s your choice.

And before you pop a sizeable plug in your pretty butt remember where you will be sitting as long journeys can make you rather sore… but then again!

Dress up, mount up and cycle off!

If you do it right, they’ll demand you do it this way every time as nothing is more humbling and  submissive than ‘rolling your own’ so for those girls who’ve wondered how it’s done… here’s a quick ‘Sissify’ guide.

Purse those lips sissies!

Step 1
Unwrap the condom and pop it in your sweet mouth, behind your pearly white teeth, with the reservoir tip pointing down your throat.

Press your tongue against the tip.

Step 2
Lubricate your Superiors cock or Mistresses strap-on and guide it into your mouth, or if lying down, lower your head over their appendage.

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Step 3
Using your sissy tongue, press against the head of their cock, so that the condom covers it. Then while you keep the condom in place with your tongue, pull your teeth back, letting the ring fall out of your mouth. Then with your freshly painted pink lips, roll the condom up their shaft, keeping the teeth apart.

And of course the job can be finished by hand or the mouth again if necessary.

As with all our in depth behaviour modification assignments, designed to make you the girl of your dreams this procedure does require patience and practice. So don’t despair if, at first you don’t succeed. Practice, practice, practice and if your Mistress or Superior can’t afford the time, try using a nice firm banana. Which incidentally makes an interesting and humiliating theatrical show or party trick in-front of work colleagues or friends, especially if your wear something really slutty like a tight leather skirt, boob tube, fishnets and 5”heels just like a real porn star.

For more information explore our huge library of sissy information in the house or for some immediate variety – Drop hints as to what flavours you love and if you’ve been a very good sissy they may just buy you your flavoured condom of choice so you can enjoy a tasty treat before they get stuck in to YOU as the main course.

She’ll even let you pursue your secret fanatical love for football despite it being an obviously masculine sport – but be warned you’ll have to change your normal supporters kit.

Come on you lads!

She’ll ban you from wearing your team shirt and insist, if you still wish to go, that you wear something more befitting a weak-willed sissy like yourself. But fear not, it’s not all bad as despite her frozen exterior she’s likely to have some heart and will still let you show your allegiance by wearing your team strip. But instead of a normal soccer shirt she’ll have you wearing a beautifully feminine dress or skirt and top – in your team colours just like our beautiful fan in the photo.

Your team support shouldn’t end there and if a good Mistress (and aren’t they all?) she’ll insist you wear panties, bra, hose and heels all in your favourite team colours just in case you get invited back into the dressing room to be stripped and given a rub down in the communal tub.

You see – Once surrounded and ridiculed by women who cheer like mothers watching their son play their schools five-a-side and half- drunken men who bawl like PE instructors, she knows your enthusiasm will dampen as quick as your panties and you’ll turn your attention back to her in full support.

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Have a wander through our ‘Look@me gallery’ of feminine lovelies and get an idea for you own outfit or alternatively send us a photo of yourself supporting your team.

Other than slavering yourself in greasy sun-block or covering your soft white skin with thick clothes there is a shady alternative that is often forgotten.

Quite simply the parasol is the perfect summer accessory for you pathetic sissies especially if teamed with a frilly chequered sissy dress, gloves, stockings and gorgeous panties, like our pictured sissy. But even if you can’t dress in all these sumptuous goodies there is nothing to stop you twirling a dainty parasol above your head.

Before you rush out and put our sissy tip to use, note the word parasol. These mustn’t be confused with golfing umbrellas or cheap tacky soccer give-aways emblazoned with your favourite team.

A parasol must be light, dainty, non waterproof and femininely decorated. Got it!

With the correct shade, your parasol is the perfect excuse to show everyone nearby that you’re nothing more than a mincing submissive sissy. And if you’re very lucky, in addition to the sun, a Superior may spot you too and bathe you in some domineering attention. Shine On!

We don’t approve of blasting aliens or racing hot rods but serene games of a gentle nature get our thumbs up.  They could do wonders in helping tone your feminine attitude as well as teach you some girly skills.

Real Beauty – Free

This is really incredible! Take a snap of your own beautiful face and frame it in the body of your favourite A-List celeb and become instantly gorgeous. It really works and is almost worth buying an iPhone for alone.

Hairstyle Lite – Free

Want a new sissy hairstyle? With this app simply upload your pretty picture and experiment with your own virtual hairstyles. See how a new girly style looks on your face before you go to the saloon or buy a wig.

Be careful who you show the results too or your Superior may make you change your hairstyle as often as your pretty panties.

Jojo’s Lite Fashion Show 2 – Free

Show us your fashion sense by playing this sissy clothing match-up game. Make stylish outfits for female and male (if you must) models then showcase your fashion sense on walkways from L.A. to Berlin. If you’ve got it girl flaunt it!

Flower Garden – Free

Plant seeds, care for plants, watch the flowers bloom and create bouquets to share with friends and family. What more could a girl want?

If you know of any other sissy iPhone applications please let me know so we can share them with our other girls.