To simplify the process the Sissify Staff have compiled their top 5 chores that just have to be done.

1. Storing Seasonal Clothing

When warmer Spring weather arrives, it’s time to pack away those delightful angora winter sweaters, fabric heavy dresses, hot coats, wooly tights and other cold weather clothing.

We know it’s hard to put away those things you love but you’ll glow buckets if you insist on wearing those restrictive girdles and tight skin covering garments as the sun starts to shine. A sissies legs, shoulders and bosoms are meant to be on show, honey, so prepare to purge.

Just remember to store all these precious items safely somewhere clean, cool, dry and dark and your gorgeous feminine clothing will be in good shape for next winter. Of course we don’t recommend you hide everything away. Keep a bone crushing corset or girdle that presses uncomfortably upon your stomach, ribs and breasts to make you look slim and trim as remember femininity is not always comfortable and the odd reminder does keep your sissy mind in focus.

2. Check Appliances

Don’t we just expect our electrical appliances to perform whenever you or your Mistress needs them? Of course we do but sometimes their care can be neglected. Each spring take the time to inspect your major sissy appliances for wear and tear. Trust the House, you don’t want those life giving batteries running out at that crucial orgasmic moment or the rubber to burst as you try to accommodate that last tiny pump of air in your sweet ass.

Remember the Spring rule - Fresh batteries keep the buds and bulbs blooming.

3. Clutter Control

Oh dear, I bet you are a clutter collector? so be grateful that Spring is the perfect time to remove clutter and excess from the home. Try the House, ‘4 container method’ to help figure out items that need to be kept, sold, given away, or trashed.

4. Garage Storage

Bare with me on this as at first glance garages may seem a bit masculine which of course we know you are not, but garages can be a sure sign of poor femininity. It may be a little daunting, but chances are your garage could use some female attention this Spring. Wear your most revealing light coloured dress, expensive sheer stockings, tottering high heels and pay for that expensive mannequin. Plug your ass with a plug that will make you squeal and then venture precariously into the garage. Now with your mind, body and sole feminised, come to terms with your masculine clutter. As a practising sissy you really don’t need all that male junk so organise a garage clean-up-day or hold a garage sale or take it to the local tip or car boot. Spring is a great time of year to ditch those manly things such as sports equipment, motorbikes and gardening tools. A sissy girl like you has no need for such things. Concentrate on your own girlishness, lift up your garage door and show the neighbourhood your clean, feminine and clutter free interior. Rejoice girl!

5. Outdoor Areas

Spring is a great time to get the outdoors ready for entertaining. Imagine yourself in that spotless pinafore, shiny high heels and daringly short summer dress, serving drinks to your Superiors important guests. So slip on those rubber gloves and clean the patio and outdoor furniture. Get a real man in and ask him to do some basic landscaping repairs on the lawn, shrubbery, and plants. Paint any exterior doors and windows that may need some attention and repair any fences or parts of the houses exterior. If lucky enough to find a virile hunk, slip into something sexy and revealing and you could also ask him to check your own interior while he is about it.

Find 4 boxes and label them with the following categories.

• Trash
• Give Away/Sell
• Storage
• Put away

Trash- This should include any item that a panty slut such as you do not need or want, but could be donated to a charity shop or sellable. Damaged and broken items should be included in the trash if they are not worth someone buying it and repairing it.

Give Away/Sell- Come on girl. Show your real generous nature. Think about the uses someone else might get out of the (masculine) items vs. the use it gets in your new sissy home. Consider items such as soccer boots, porn magazines, old rock CD collections,  gadgets and gizmos buried in cabinets or closets. Consider the financial benefits of selling this stuff at a garage sale and how many lovely pairs of new shoes you could buy. Ask yourself; are my pretty pinkies and long legs best suited for soccer or showing off and spreading. Job done!

Storage- Put items in here that you cannot part with but do not need on a regular basis. 

May we suggest you put as many of your male clothes here. Shoes, shirts and especially trousers. Anything that a good sissy shouldn’t be wearing on a regular basis and whose very presents may tempt you back into horrid masculine ways.

A good sissy should make an inventory of the items as you box them but if you do what we suggest you can box and forget since you should be wearing feminine clothes all the time.

Put Away- This should be your smallest category. These are items that need to be out on a regular basis. Make-up, lingerie, feminine hygiene things and those gorgeous impractical heels. Monitor yourself by determining if you have a place for each item. If the items in this box will not fit into your home without cluttering an area up, try to reassess if you really need them. If you do need these “essentials”, try to come up with a storage solution that fits into your home.

As a general rule if its an item that you used before becoming a sissy, dump it. You must dedicate your life to becoming a truly beautiful sissy and de-cluttering your life of anything masculine is a perfect way to see in the summer. Rejoice, Honey it’s Spring!

1. Write suitably slushy girlie love notes to your superior, even if it’s just the words ‘I’m your devoted sissy’ and leave them where they will find them during the day. 
2.  Serve a romantic meal. Prepare it yourself. Put candles on the table. Dress up in a lavishly frilly maids outfit (Preferably French). Play their favourite music. Unplug the phone, plug your sissy butt and let them enjoy seeing you totally humiliated and submissive. 
3. Suggest your Superior has the day off. Do all your Superiors chores for the day (as if you don’t everyday). Let them do whatever they want for the whole day. When they get home, they’ll be ready to thank you. 
4. Be spontaneous. Do something fun and adventurous, get your Superior to ask some friends round so you can wait on them before stripping  down to your heels and stockings and sucking their cocks or letting them enter your sissy butt.
5. Find yourselves a new hobby, a chance for the two of you to spend time together . You could try bondage, spanking or role play like teacher and school girl or doctor and nurse with you obviously playing the inferior submissive role.
6. Pack a picnic complete with candles and wine and take it to a rooftop for a romantic midnight rendezvous. Look super sexy but remember to wear tights, thick skirt and a woollen cardigan as we wouldn’t want you to catch a chill this winter.
7. Give your (submissive) relationship a fresh start with a fresh coat of paint. Redecorate your Superiors bedroom to be more inviting and have an incentive to spend more time there. Perhaps they could invite a virile friend round while you serve them drinks and watch how its done.
8. Go on a second honeymoon. If getting out to a tropical island isn’t a feasible option, no problem….just check into a sissy friendly hotel one weekend, where you can spend the whole time dressed as a sexy sissy and let your own vivid imagination run wild. 
9. Embrace your inner teenage girl and do something fun….go to a theme park, stay out all night dancing or go to a midnight movie. Whatever you do - wear the appropriate teenage girls attire - Mary Janes, Pigtails, floral skirts and pretty tops. Play your cards right and by the end of the day you’ll be sucking more than a lolly.
10. Exchange gifts, but set the rule that it has to be something home-made, like a lovely fresh cake or a beautifully decorated card. That way it will come from the heart and mean much more. Of course we joke as your Superior would not  be expected to give a sissy like you a gift but (sigh!) you can but dream.

Valentines is a day for love and lovers. A day for flowers, romance, and candy hearts. A day for Cupid, kisses and snuggling galore! But how do you communicate to your Superior in this modern age other than on your knees? According to a leading mobile provider, Valentine’s Day is the most popular holiday for text messaging. From February 13th to the 14th, there’s a colossal 33% spike in texting traffic.

So if you are not using the Sissify Talk2Me services, it stands to reason that you should brush up on your text messaging shorthand while texting your Superior. Here’s a few popular abbreviations (and a few House specials) to remind you:

RuPaul is of course the most famous, if not the greatest in her own right. Her varied career has included song writing, house and electronica hits, as well as underground cinema… but she is best known for her drag persona. Just as you should.

So you’ve mastered your curtseys, and trained your voice, you can walk in the steepest high heels imaginable, and corsetry is something you do everyday, like religion. Well done. Now what?

What’s the next level?

The quite logical step is one that puts you in a kimono to learn the art of the Geisha. In japan the Geisha enter into school to learn their skills at 15. At this tender age they are called Maiko..and the skills they learn are varied, difficult and sometimes painful. They are also seductive, delicate and completely mesmerizing. The make up, the hair, the adornment, fans and silk. Ultra femme to the point of doll making.

It takes years to become a Geisha, but that doesn’t mean a sissy cant glean something from watching a beautiful Geisha plying her skills. Each act performed by a Geisha is elaborate, detailed, precise. The twist of a wrist, the roll of the shoulder. The placement of a foot. Imagine being that self aware to allow oneself to be drawn so deeply into Feminine mindset that you can contrive to create the perfect illusion of submissive female composure. One could get lost in such a blissful state of mind…. (read more)

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So heres the question: How does a poor bohemian artist sissy pay for facial femminization and breast implants when said same broke girly is so far below the poverty line they would have to bury it just for her to see it?

My first three plans were rejected as they involved Illegal activities, dubious co-conspirators, and a trained baboon named Bobo.

I was very surprised to learn that the winner of the contract for the art piece will in part be decided by popular vote on there website. Heres where you come in. If you could please, pretty please go to their website and vote for my project; as you will in fact be casting a vote for the feminization of a sissy just like you. It doesn’t take but a couple minutes and it would mean the world to me.

I don’t think the irony of voting for a religious statue will result in the total emasculation of a panty waist sinner is lost on anybody here.

In exchange for your vote if i win…. i promise that every step of my femminization and augmentation will be filmed and televised right here at Sissify. So there it is. You have the power to transform me completely! Kind of like a kinky fetish story isn’t it? Personally I love the idea. Only one vote per sissy.

The name of the company again is Cooper and Cunningham the name of the sculpture is Justica Eternis

Thank you for your support ! (big hugs!)

Carpe Noctum
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Property of Mistress Alexia Jordon

Greetings Mistresses (curtsey) Hi girls(hugs)

About ten months ago i started creating this wacky series of videos for YouTube called the Orchid Lament Diaries. It is the story of a average guy living an average life when suddenly his world is turned upside down by the strange and unexplained fact that he is turning into a faerie. A girly little pixie sprite. Complete with wings wand and shimmering tiara. He feels new urges new desires and he must fulfill everyone of them no matter how humiliating. Has he going insane ? Could he be in fact under a magical spell? Is he just the most successful sissy ever to repress his cross-dressing desires?

i love this character more than any other i’ve ever created because through the birth and creation of Orchid Lament i have learned so much about exactly the species of Transgender creature i am. Allow me a small digression and ill try not to make it boring.

My Mother is Scottish and she is a proper lady through and through. A graduate of the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts. However being a good Scotsman above all else, Mother likes to party. When i was growing up, she was very tight with the Scottish community of Colorado… and occasionally parties would erupt in my house, that would get more than a little out of hand. It would start off with the bagpipes blaring from the stereo then onto a round of singing. And sooner or later my Grandfather would rip loose with a incredible version of Danny Boy. i can still hear his baritone voice singing that mournful ballad. By this time my Mother would be well and truly in Her cups. i was always trying to keep a low profile, but Mother would sooner or later spot me and she would tell Her story of how she had found me on the banks Of Loch Loman . That i was kelpie changeling child.

 Now a kelpie is a water creature, that are related to the Loch ness Monster and water horses.  They are shape shifters, and one of their aspects is a kind of mermaid creature with slick black seal like skin, and strange magical powers.  i never thought much of these stories. They were more embarrassing than anything. But when the stories began to follow me i began to pay attention.

When i was about twelve i had a chance encounter with a legendary Exotic Dancer named Tempest Storm. The details of which i have written about in my autobiography Diaries of a pervert. The upshot of this was Tempest looked right at me and told me that i was a faerie. A faerie creature. She said this as matter of factly as my Mother once told her tale of Loch Loman.  The evidence was beginning to mount up. It was starting to gnaw at my subconscious.

Then as i grew, event after event persisted. People whom i never met before, telling me i was enchanted or magical. And they weren’t meaning it in the complimentary terms of casual conversation. Some approached me like they expected me to grant a wish right on the spot. Others were fearful and genuinely scared of me. i am told that to this day im still a legend at my high school for being the spookiest kid ever to attend , not that is not a difficult  trick. The kids i went to school with were as dumb as a box of water logged socks. But there was something up inside me. i mean, i knew i was cross-dresser since i was a wee pervert.

I also knew that my one desire in life was to be a fabulous Drag Queen. . However i seemed very verifiably heterosexual in my proclivities towards the opposite sex. Not unusual for a cross dresser but highly unusual for a Drag queen.

Well years later i found myself working at the Queen Mary Show Lounge in Hollywood. The longest running continuous drag show on planet earth at the time.. and that’s where i met Butch Ellis and Dolly Levi.  Two of the very best Queens ever to grace a stage ever, anywhere. Anytime. Butch was the host of the show, and every night he would say the same thing. At some point during his monolog “I see you have come to watch the faerie’s dance.” It was such a nonsequiter , it never got a laugh. But i knew i would have to ask him about it. Butch almost whispered his secret to me…. He said. “That’s because we are the faerie’s veronica.  This what we do.“  i went to Dolly who was my Drag Mother and told her what Butch had told me. Dolly looked at me like i was insane and said. “ Well duh! “

After that day the faerie in me began to wake up and my life began to change. My art became better, my performance sharper. My whole outlook on life grew almost down right Disney positive. With tweeting birds and smiles all over the place. The more i looked around with faerie eyes the more faeries i spotted . But the people i spotted most with the magical power in them, brightest even in the darkest alleys were the T.G. people.

Now i know what your thinking. Your thinking Holy Catatonic Seizures and straightjackets. Veronica Vinyl is completely mental. Maybe its was some lead based makeup, or one too many falls in ultra high heels. But she’s bug nuts. That all may be true, but that is where Orchid Lament came from. If this is insanity, you can keep reality… thank you very much.

Ok one more digression and i swear i’ll stop. Last year i finally decided to express my faerie self as an actual faerie. I began to work on a costume, and wore my costume to a convention in LA. I did not expect the reaction i got. Oh sure, the kinky like it. They are all costumed up themselves. It was when i left the convention area and wandered around the hotel, kids came up to me and tugged on my dress.

Grown Women approached me asking to be faerie blessed. Even stuffy stodgy men wanted me to grant their wishes. i was blown away. These people fully were ready, and i would say even needed to believe in faerie’s. They were sending me their desire in waves… i had only ever experienced anything like it when on stage. 

So here she is. Orchid Lament. In all of her species dysphoria . I’m hoping to spend allot more time in my faerie wings in the future. Granting wishes and weaving my spells, dancing amongst the trees with my faerie lights burning bright. Do you believe in faerie’s? Because the faerie’s believe in you.

Carpe Noctum 

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We understand it’s tough trying to live and maintain two wardrobes but making the most of your clothes for your money doesn’t need to be a daunting task.

Don’t let your finances leave you in a jumble, you can still find affordable, fashionable, clothing during these hard times and a wardrobe disaster can be avoided with just a few simple pointers. 

1. Buy the best you can afford - Opting for cheap rags could end up being a costly mistake. Cheap tat loses its colour and shape after only a few washes so instead of Wal-Mart think Chanel.
2. Budget - Yawn. We know how you love to shop but be careful with your dollars. Budgeting for a more expensive, gobsmackingly gorgeous dress can often be more cost-effective in the long run, while ensuring the end result is more pleasing on the eye. Too right!
3. Buy classic pieces - Don’t feel you have to go to the Mall every time some fashion guru announces a new trend. Buy the classics which are timeless and will last season after season. And if you’re an adventurous sissy these can be updated each season with additional accessories such as jewellery, bags, belts, shoes, hats and scarves.
4. Wrap it in a Scarf - You can pick up scarves of all kinds of prices and shapes, and there are so many different ways to tie them. If you have some tawdry rag that fits you like a glove but feels so last season - drape it with a scarf.
5. Ask for help - Now this might be a challenge for you self conscious sissies but an excellent exercise in itself. Most quality stores have a fashion advisor. It may not be in your nature to ask for assistance but this is your perfect excuse to show your femininity. A good advisor will help you spend your money wisely and can instantly asses what is needed to make you look fabulous, by taking into account factors such as body shape (beer belly) and lifestyle (trucker). 
6. Don’t impulse buy - We bet you have a wardrobe of ‘never worn’ high heels that where on offer and you couldn’t resist a bargain. Don’t go there, it’s a bad habit best avoided as it more often leads to you having to face the consequences of buying clothes of the wrong size, shape or colour to complement the rest of your wardrobe. 
7. Accessorize, Accessorize, Accessorize - Investing in a range of key accessories is also a way of creating a new look to your wardrobe, without spending a fortune. A statement piece of jewellery, such as a necklace, can make a massive difference to an appearance and can draw an instant ‘wow’ factor or say ‘sexy slut’, dependent on the look you’re ultimately after.
8. It’s for charity - Swallow your pride girl, charity shops, garage sales and jumble sales can hold the key to a clothing bargain. Careful scouting can often unearth designer labels and vintage pieces with a price tag that doesn’t break the bank. Lead the way….
9. A sissy clothes swapping party - A good opportunity for a natter can also bring you a fresh new look for the oncoming season. A rewarding method is to meet with a group of sissy friends with two or three different items you all wish to swap and make it an occasion – pour out the wine or have a fun time over a cup of coffee. Finding such like minded girlish friends needn’t be a challenge as here within the House we have a wonderful community of like minded girls who are only too eager to swap their smalls.
10. Doh! - When buying your sissy clothes it’s recommended that you look at the wash care labels. I’m sure you do this already when washing your Mistresses dedicates but we hear countless stories of sissies unable to remove tiresome stains simply because they didn’t read the label.
11. Care - The best piece of sissy advice is to look after those garments. Hang, store and wash carefully and they will last and look good for much longer.

Know any others? Please comment!

Elegance & Punishment

Now granted, i’m a fetishist and i like pain in my play. Spanking paddles, whips floggers etc, etc…. but canes are another matter. A cane in the hands of a brilliant administrator of corporal punishment can be an amazing experience. A humbling, agonizing experience, that will change up a errant slaves outlook with the whistling speed of a single stroke. It’s also an experience i avoid like the plague. A striping by cane is a serious matter for me. It is pain like a wasp sting. A pain that grows and builds even after the first stroke. A kind of sting that goes all the way to the bone, bounces off the bone, and goes immediately to the brain to file a complaint with the cerebellum. i mean it hurts. A lot.

So here is WhypDancer… smiling her pleasant and friendly smile sitting at her booth banging away at piece of fine silver sheet making a rose bud. A innocent scene of an artist at work. And here is me being drawn in towards her booth like the complete idiot that i am. What is that draws me in? What makes me come so close to look at the things that scare the poopie out of me at the mere mention of the word cane? WhypDancer doesn’t simply make canes, she makes slender royal scepters… magical faerie wands. Exquisite ornate sterling silver and bejewelled wonders. And this girl likes shiny, pretty things. Deceptive beguiling enchanting and evil.. Pure unholy evil.

Nothing so phantasmorgically whimsical should be capable of illiciting the kind of heartfelt and impassioned screams that they do. It goes against the laws of Disney. Its unnatural i tell you. But there they are. i just pray that Mistress Alexia doesn’t walk by and notice them. Please pray with me. You cant possibly see how a fabulous lady can resist these evil instruments looking so elegant and commanding such attention. Beautiful accessories that one could picture a evil faerie tale Queen reaching for to punish the alabaster white perfect skin of a usurped Princess. Or perhaps the decadent and jaded Mother Superior of the convent seeking to instruct her young trembling noviate in the finer points of suffering.

This is some amazing and beautiful stuff and WhypDancer in my humble opinion is the very best at this little niche of BDSM She has set the bar so high, it is hard to imagine anybody catching up. If you are a devotee of the toys and implements of torture… then you need to own a selection of WhypDancer’s canes. If you are discriminating Dominant Woman then it would be hard to imagine that you haven’t held and swung one of WhypDancers beautiful slender corporal teaching aides. Her work is that essential to the aesthetic of BDSM Role Play and the image of the Dominitrix .

i really do want to give one of these to my Mistress as a gift one day. You know, when im feeling completely insane, or am tired of life. Perhaps when i have suffered some terrible nerve damage and can no longer feel anything below the neck. Yeah that’s when ill do that. Oh what a wicked Qaundry You have presented me with WhypDancer. Beauty to be afraid of Now that is truly Divinely Decadent .

Carpe Noctum

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