are you new?

You may have noticed that just about every page at the House has this term on the bottom... "Proper Correspondence Etiquette is expected & enforced." This term refers to the procedure of properly addressing the Staff of the House of Sissify. It is imperative that you sissies learn your proper place.... and this is an excellent place to start.

Humility
Sarcasm, narcissism, arrogance, and all other forms of disrespectful communications will not be tolerated. We enjoy filtering Our mail. It gives us more time to answer the more deserving communiques

Yelling
Communications written in capital letters (SUCH AS THIS) allow us the liberty of disposal immediately. We all consider this "yelling", and Our mail server automatically deletes them.

Case Counts in Large Amounts
We are your Superiors. Such as in " Me & you " Note the case difference. You are to only refer to yourself in the lower case. Refer to your Mistress and/or the Staff in the Upper Case that is reserved for your Superiors.

Me Me Me Me
Messages that contain more "i's" than any other word are just in poor taste for a sissy. We call this the "me me me" letter. To alleviate this, refer to yourself in third person. Example:
"I just wanted to write so I could tell you how wonderful all Superiors are"
"This sissy just wanted to write so s.he could tell you how wonderful all Superiors are."
See the difference? Humility is a very important part of your training.

Composition, Grammar & Who's Who
Address those messages! Spell check those messages! Sign your messages! Tell Us who you are! We want a proper salutation... and signature at the bottom, stating who had written this communique` to Us. Here is an example:

Subject: Anything for You Dear Mistress, (Staff, or whoever you are sending it to!) Your sissy has kept herself all tucked plugged and pantied per Your request. Love and Kisses <Curtseys>, Sissy Examplina Username: examplina Postulant #: 05893

Threads
Once you send that first feMail, you will get a response from the Staff. (If you have followed the previous requirements correctly) If you are required to reply to that response what should a girl do? The wrong thing to do is to start a new e-mail message. This breaks the link (called a "thread") between the original message and your soon-to-be-created response. Without the link, it can cause the Staff much difficulty trying to follow the sequence of messages, especially after several exchanges. (Remember, there are many Staff Members girls.) The correct thing to do is to reply, which is essentially the same thing as creating a new message, but maintains the thread.

Impatience
Due to the extensive amount of mail the House receives, (well over 300 mails per day) do not expect to be replied to immediately. It may take up to 5 days to have the time to address your issue.. and even longer if it requires research, or is a complicated inquiry. If you write repeatedly asking why We haven't answered yet, you will be placed in the bottom of the stack... and often just deleted.

And most importantly, you are a guest at the House of Sissify, and are subject to the rules and regulations of the House. We have the right to exploite, humilate, delete, ignore, or coddle any person at anytime for no other reason than Our Own amusement.

See? That didn't hurt a bit, did it sweetie?