Spring cleaning at one time involved a complete top to bottom cleaning of every square inch of a home. The poor housewife would often spend an entire week removing, cleaning, and replacing everything in the home to create that spring-fresh feeling. Today’s spring cleaning may not be as involved, but there are a few essential tasks that need to be performed seasonally in your home by every dedicated sissy.

To simplify the process the Sissify Staff have compiled their top 5 chores that just have to be done.

1. Storing Seasonal Clothing

When warmer Spring weather arrives, it’s time to pack away those delightful angora winter sweaters, fabric heavy dresses, hot coats, wooly tights and other cold weather clothing.

We know it’s hard to put away those things you love but you’ll glow buckets if you insist on wearing those restrictive girdles and tight skin covering garments as the sun starts to shine. A sissies legs, shoulders and bosoms are meant to be on show, honey, so prepare to purge.

Just remember to store all these precious items safely somewhere clean, cool, dry and dark and your gorgeous feminine clothing will be in good shape for next winter. Of course we don’t recommend you hide everything away. Keep a bone crushing corset or girdle that presses uncomfortably upon your stomach, ribs and breasts to make you look slim and trim as remember femininity is not always comfortable and the odd reminder does keep your sissy mind in focus.

2. Check Appliances

Don’t we just expect our electrical appliances to perform whenever you or your Mistress needs them? Of course we do but sometimes their care can be neglected. Each spring take the time to inspect your major sissy appliances for wear and tear. Trust the House, you don’t want those life giving batteries running out at that crucial orgasmic moment or the rubber to burst as you try to accommodate that last tiny pump of air in your sweet ass.

Remember the Spring rule – Fresh batteries keep the buds and bulbs blooming.

3. Clutter Control

Oh dear, I bet you are a clutter collector? so be grateful that Spring is the perfect time to remove clutter and excess from the home. Try the House, ‘4 container method‘ to help figure out items that need to be kept, sold, given away, or trashed.

4. Garage Storage

Bare with me on this as at first glance garages may seem a bit masculine which of course we know you are not, but garages can be a sure sign of poor femininity. It may be a little daunting, but chances are your garage could use some female attention this Spring. Wear your most revealing light coloured dress, expensive sheer stockings, tottering high heels and pay for that expensive mannequin. Plug your ass with a plug that will make you squeal and then venture precariously into the garage. Now with your mind, body and sole feminised, come to terms with your masculine clutter. As a practising sissy you really don’t need all that male junk so organise a garage clean-up-day or hold a garage sale or take it to the local tip or car boot. Spring is a great time of year to ditch those manly things such as sports equipment, motorbikes and gardening tools. A sissy girl like you has no need for such things. Concentrate on your own girlishness, lift up your garage door and show the neighbourhood your clean, feminine and clutter free interior. Rejoice girl!

5. Outdoor Areas

Spring is a great time to get the outdoors ready for entertaining. Imagine yourself in that spotless pinafore, shiny high heels and daringly short summer dress, serving drinks to your Superiors important guests. So slip on those rubber gloves and clean the patio and outdoor furniture. Get a real man in and ask him to do some basic landscaping repairs on the lawn, shrubbery, and plants. Paint any exterior doors and windows that may need some attention and repair any fences or parts of the houses exterior. If lucky enough to find a virile hunk, slip into something sexy and revealing and you could also ask him to check your own interior while he is about it.

Even though the Beijing Olympic games are now over, it’s hard to avoid being caught up in the afterglow. If you’re feeling a little more proactive than your average sofa sissy, why not get into our Special Games!

We know you’re not the athletic type, preferring something less strenuous and feminine, but look around…. there is plenty to inspire a sporty sissy, right in your own home. This got us thinking about the games of the Sissify Olympics, so dust off those tiny gym slips, frilly tutus and tight one-piece swimming costumes, as in our games…. even you could win a gold.

For instance, have you considered…

• Floor cleaning - Be quick with that mop girl!
• Muff diving – Scoff down and fill your face.
• Sissy Maid  Obstacle Course –   Dress as a ravishing French Maid and hurry along a tricky course of steep steps, tiny dark hallways and obstacle strewn rooms. But beware the judges have eagle eyes and are incredibly strict. Make sure you don’t spill a drop of tea or drop a cookie crumb.
• Sissy boxing – Fight your way out of a wet paper bag – we dare you!
• Crying – All good sissies like a sob. Break down in tears and cry buckets.

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